indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via chandelierswinging)
sidnugget: i want a relationship like jenelle evans and kieffer